Things that make you go..."Hhhmmmmm...."

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rap or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?





I'll be adding more periodically, don't want to over-load you

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did Cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

One of my own invention... Would you serve time for killing time?

Why do hot dog buns come 10 in a pack, but hot dogs come 8 in a pack?

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Why do hot dog buns come 10 in a pack, but hot dogs come 8 in a pack?[/quote]

ermm, from where I come from, its 4 in a pack for the buns and 10 in a pack for the dogs.

Lol! They do that so you buy more of each!

What's green and yellow and goes 100 miles an hour backwards?

Mello Yello

(this joke works better in person)

*SNORT*

lol...some jokes do.

The other similar one is:

What is green and red and goes 100 miles an hour?

Frog in a Blender

(Click on the words...)